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Top | Daily Life | Vertical Challenged

After watching \'The Wizard of Oz\' my eight year-old son asked \'Why are Munchkins so short?\' I replied they are not short they are vertically challenged. Well a couple of days later I was complaining about being 5\'4\" and was too short for our new full size van. My son sweetly replied that I was not to short and after a pause then said \"Just vertically Challenged.\"

This is a true stroy. Just proves that what you say can and will come back to bite you on the butt!!!!!



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(Added: 2005-02-23 Rating: 3.00 Votes: 1)

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