EZthemes Recommended Software Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Celebrity Jokes | Bill-Hill Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary\'s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination. Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, \'Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.\' She smirked and replied, \'No. If I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.\' Rate this Joke (Added: 2005-12-06 Rating: 5.87 Votes: 28) Submitted By: Unknown
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