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Top | Professionals Jokes | Please Drink?!

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.

The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.

The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.

'Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?' asked the doctor.

'Sure, after the police leave,' replied the attorney.



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