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A woman took her dog to the vet 'Doctor,' she said, 'I think my dog is dead'. The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. 'Yes, your dog is dead,' says the doctor.

'How much do I owe you?' the lady asks.

'$345,' says the doctor.

'$345!!?' the lady asks.

'Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan.'



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