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Two backpackers are walking through the woods, they come into a clearing and see a huge grizzly bear. The bear is mad as hell and ready to attack.The first man takes off his backpack, sits down and starts putting on a pair of tennis shoes. The second man says "what are you doing? you can't outrun that bear!" and the first man says "no but I can outrun you!!"



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(Added: 2004-03-11 Rating: 4.88 Votes: 8)

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